Stiles finally found someone capable of his level of sass.
This is an appreciation post for everything happening in this gif:
- Derek speaking Spanish
- Stiles’ realization
- Stiles’ shocked face
- Derek’s smug face
STEREK WE ALL LOVE AND MISSED DEARLY (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ
Say you do manage to catch up to him? What are you going to say to him? That his whole family is dead?
"He’s my cousin, Miguel."
2x02 | 4x02
Sterek AU: in which Stiles confesses his feelings to Derek.
teen wolf au meme ₪ two demonic possessions: 1/2
↳ DEREK HALE“How sure are you, would you say?” the demon asks him lazily, striding forward with Derek’s clear eyes. “Sure enough to… place a bet? Make a deal?”
“If you think I’m about to make a literal deal with the devil, you’re in for a rude awakening,” Stiles laughs shakily, standing outside the devil’s trap and cocking his shotgun.
“Enough with the theatrics, you’re not going to shoot him,” Derek sighs.”And I’m not the devil, just your average demon. I’m simply talking about a little wager, Stiles. And if you’re so confident in your friend,” he shrugs, rolling out a short dagger and pressing it to his own throat. Stiles makes a noise and it leaps unbidden from his lips. The demon smirks with Derek’s face and it makes Stiles want to throw up. “Or, well, whatever he is to you. If you really think he’s at his core a good man, well: you have nothing to worry about.” The knife drops out of sight and Derek’s eyes flick black once more. “But let me tell you: I’ve seen the heart of Derek Hale, and it’s a bleak one. I don’t think he believes in anything anymore. I told him I could make the pain go away. I did him a service.”
Stiles grits his teeth. “Wearing him around like a party favor? I’ll remind him to say thanks on your way out,” he hisses.
Derek barks out a laugh. “Clever mouth there, boy. Ever put it to any real use?”
“All the time,” Stiles lies, trying to stall.
“Derek thinks you’re a virgin,” Derek tells him matter-of-factually.
“Derek doesn’t know the in’s and out’s of all my sexual escapades,” Stiles says distractedly, briefly glancing at the window, trying desperately to remember how to get rid of a demon.
“Oh, but you want him to,” Derek’s voice says, and Stiles nearly chokes.
“Fuck off,” Stiles deflects.
“He’d quite like to fuck you,” the demon tells Stiles, and Stiles’s face burns deep red.
It’s then that Stiles shoots the demon in both kneecaps, and Derek howls in pain. Through the noise, Stiles tries to think of the previous night when he’d read the exorcism rites. It comes to him suddenly, like a fucking act of God, and Stiles thinks for a second that maybe, maybe there is a higher power that is trying to help him through this night. Or maybe his mom is looking out for him. Either way, he smiles.
“Fuck you very much, demon,” Stiles growls gutturally, spent from the evening. “Now it’s time for you to go.”
teen wolf au meme ₪ two demonic possessions: 2/2
↳ STILES STILINSKI
“You what?” Derek chokes out, and the thing wearing Stiles shrugs in front of him.
“Well, metaphorically speaking. Boy, am I a big fan of the good old fashioned metaphor. Your boy Stiles here is too,” Stiles—no, the thing that looks like Stiles—smirks.
“He’s not mine,” Derek bites out. “He’s not yours either.”
“I’d beg to differ,” Stiles laughs under Chris’s impressive hold.
“Derek, I can’t hold him much longer,” Chris grunts with effort.
“Get out,” Derek demands.
“Make me,” the demon says playfully.
Derek smiles for the first time since entering the room. “Okay.”
The demon gulps.
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